Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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