i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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