thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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