She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
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Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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