Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
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The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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