bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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