i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
