first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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