I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
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I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
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I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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