You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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