no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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