She is in my trunk
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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