i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
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