wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
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I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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