Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Randomize
