S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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