It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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