You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
this boner is exhausting
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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