ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
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I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
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Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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