So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
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sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Terrible idea I love it
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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