She is in my trunk
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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