she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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