i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
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she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize