I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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