I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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