i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize