I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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