i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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