he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
No subtext here. People are naked.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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