So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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