Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I think my moral compass just broke
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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