I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
That was an excessively violent trivia night
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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