So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
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The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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