Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
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Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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