What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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