discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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