Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
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I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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