What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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