K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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