Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
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two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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