That's intense
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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