So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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