there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
