i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
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She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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