I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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