i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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