North Korea, Best Korea!
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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