Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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