yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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