I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
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Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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