Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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