i don't like sucking hair
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
my god I love twenty year old dicks
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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