You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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